17 July 2018

Life-Ruining Tattoos that Make You Want Off This Planet

KONFRONTASI - The stories are legendary… errors made when selecting tattoos under duress, heightened emotions, weakened relationships, or substance influence. But in the end, you alone are responsible for your ink. What follows is a gathering of standout people that boast tattoos that everyone will take pictures of… just for all the wrong reasons.

Star Light, not too Bright

The undeniable top of the bad idea list goes to this winner, whose drunk-night-out ended with a fantastically poorly done constellation splashed across her mug. Already on the phone in the midst of planning its future removal before the morning’s end, her facial ink proves the hard truth: when in doubt, try it out with a Sharpie first.



So That’s What that Smells Like

It takes guts to pull off an armpit tattoo. Even more to envision the appropriate composition as a shark devouring a helpless baby. I wish I thought of that….said no one ever.shark-armpit

Got My Order?

Legend has it that this humiliating  tattoo was the result of a lost bet. Nevertheless, it’s one meal this guy won’t soon forget. Or ever.mcdonalds-receipt

Over a Billion Served

Keeping with the McDonald’s theme, we present the all-American classic: the Golden Arches tramp stamp. Notice the elegant matching panties and cropped top. Ronald would be proud.


Marilyn, We Hardly Knew Ye

We can’t be sure who this is. It started off as Marilyn, but then something went horribly, horribly wrong. Maybe some anti-itch cream, perhaps? She looks like a decomposing corpse.marilyn-twoface

Time of Whose Life?

When they see this dude rip off his shirt in preparation for some serious moshing, even the most diehard fan has got to be asking the question “Who’s that cover band playing Green Day tunes?”greenday-fan

Last Laugh

So the point is to make fun of the swastika, but somehow with this failed tat we all lose. The back hair isn’t helping the matter, either.lol-swastika

Black Power?

Anyone remember the “Chappelle Show skit” that featured a blind, black white supremacist? This guy has at least two of those personas in that crazy mind of his.confused-power

So Far Gone

Think she reps Team Meek Mill or Team Drake? What a classy way to show support for your favorite hip hop artist. And I hope that healed up ok…drake-fan

At Arm’s Length

Like crib notes gone wild, this aspiring nerdist simultaneously displays his computer ineptitude and lack of memory. There’s a whole lot going on here.arm-type


Webster’s Dictionary defines “coarage” as what the drillers from that movie Armageddon did on the asteroid. COURAGE, on the other hand, is “the ability to do something that frightens one.”

Side note: those are some hairy pits!


Heavenly Playlist

I was always curious what shows Jesus would want to check out. Hey, it looks like they left off Jars of Clay, one of the lamest Christian rock groups of the time. And spelled Gwen Stefani wrong…

Not Now, Or Ever

I don’t know who this Jon Bovi person is, but tell him that grammar isn’t his strong point. Maybe he should hire a proofreader.jon-bovi

Down for the Cause!

…so now that that’s over, it would be the perfect time to grow a Jeb Bush to cover up that monstrosity on your jaw.jeb-prez


Hooray Meat

So I’m assuming dating a vegetarian is not on her bucket list. Neither is being fit, toned, tanned, or particularly attractive. She’s got this one down!hooray-meat

Definitely Not Wonderland

Sad: Tattooing cakes and sundaes on your body. Sadder: On your love handles.

In practical terms, she’s simply demonstrating where the extra calories from those foods will end up on her body.eatme-drinkme

Bike Wreck

It appears someone has not got the training wheels off their tattoo pen just yet. Hope that was just a test run with Sharpie or something…bike-wreck

Hop On

No training wheels? No problem. Just grip onto my tramp stamp and hold on for the ride of your life. I can only make it about 5 miles before I’m out of breath, though.handlebars